It's a lazy Saturday morning, cold outside, raining, and I happened to click on a friend's link to a site full of online quizzes. We've all taken them. Sometimes it's fun to share them with our friends. Seeing some of the ones that were created on this site though and knowing that many of them were created by young people made me weep a little for humanity. So, I've decided to provide some answers on the topics, no multiple choice needed.
How much sleep do you need? Infinite amounts I will never obtain.
What kind of woman are you? One who doesn't need a quiz to figure this out.
How big is your banana? Cannot even.
What reactions should your profile pic trigger? Currently: votes.
How far would you go for love? The refrigerator is about 15 feet away.
Are you easy? Easy to piss off with this misogynistic bullshit, yes.
Of 229 people, how many are willing to go out with you? 538 and the answer is no.
What Barack Obama thinks about you? He seemed to like me okay.
What's the best part about kissing you? I kiss like I organize.
Who dreams of being spanked by you? I like to think I haunt the nightmares of at least one elected official.
What is your warning message to others? If more people don't stand up for comprehensive sex education, the number of these ridiculous quiz topics is going to continue to grow.
What is your market value according to the opposite sex? Currently about 79 cents for each dollar a man earns and as much as 2 million dollars less over the course of my career.